CrankGPT

CrankGPT

What do climate change, wealth concentration, and your flabby arms have in common? A human-powered, fully local and private AI solution. Introducing CrankGPT. 气候变化、财富集中以及你松弛的手臂有什么共同点?答案是一个由人力驱动、完全本地化且私密的 AI 解决方案。隆重介绍 CrankGPT。

Rightsizing AI: Use the appropriate tool for the job. Our basic hand-cranked model is sufficient for everyday home use. Power users and small companies should consider our more capable pedal-powered models. For complex agentic and enterprise workflows, we’re pursuing partnerships with gyms and fitness studios. AI 规模化:为工作选择合适的工具。我们的基础手摇型号足以满足日常家庭使用。高级用户和小公司应考虑我们功能更强的脚踏型号。对于复杂的智能体(Agentic)和企业级工作流,我们正在寻求与健身房和健身工作室合作。

Tier 1: 20W Synapse - Question answering, simple conversation. Tier 2: 150W Cortex - Agentic coding, video generation. Tier 3: 2000W+ Singularity - Agent swarms, training and fine-tuning. 一级:20W Synapse —— 问答、简单对话。 二级:150W Cortex —— 智能体编程、视频生成。 三级:2000W+ Singularity —— 智能体集群、训练与微调。

Today’s forecast: cloudless. We think privacy is serious business. Why give mega-corps access to our most burning questions, our innermost thoughts, and our wacky app ideas? CrankGPT runs entirely on device so your data stay yours. 今日预报:无云(Cloudless)。我们认为隐私是严肃的大事。为什么要让大公司接触我们最迫切的问题、最深层的想法以及那些古怪的 App 点子?CrankGPT 完全在设备端运行,因此你的数据始终属于你自己。

Take the power back. Remember the days when we worried about the climate effects of crypto? Ha! How quaint. Tech companies have quietly abandoned their climate pledges to build gas-burning power plants that feed your favorite AI. Stop burning oil and start burning calories by producing your own tokens with CrankGPT! 夺回能源主权。还记得我们担心加密货币对气候影响的日子吗?哈!多么天真。科技公司已经悄悄放弃了气候承诺,转而建造燃气发电厂来供养你最爱的 AI。停止燃烧石油,开始燃烧卡路里,用 CrankGPT 生产你自己的 Token 吧!

Should we buy tech CEOs another supercar? Don’t ask ChatGPT, the answer is no. They have too much money and influence already. Unfortunately, they’ve gotten you so hooked on tokens that you’ll unthinkingly pay more for them than they cost to generate. Go off grid with CrankGPT—save money AND keep it out of tech CEOs’ pockets! 我们应该再给科技公司 CEO 买一辆超级跑车吗?别问 ChatGPT,答案是“不”。他们已经拥有太多的金钱和影响力了。不幸的是,他们让你对 Token 产生了依赖,以至于你会不假思索地支付远高于生成成本的价格。使用 CrankGPT 脱离电网——既省钱,又能防止钱落入科技公司 CEO 的口袋!

Looksmaxxing or tokenmaxxing… why not both? You’re busy crushing it, we get it, but sometimes taking care of business gets in the way of taking care of yourself. Produce your own tokens with CrankGPT. The harder you’re working, the harder you’re working out. 颜值最大化(Looksmaxxing)还是 Token 最大化……为什么不能两者兼得?你忙于事业,我们懂,但有时忙于工作会妨碍你照顾好自己。用 CrankGPT 生产你自己的 Token。你工作越努力,锻炼就越刻苦。

No cloud/Claude required. Get cranking. No Wi-Fi? Claude outage? Rolling blackouts? The end of civilization as we know it? With CrankGPT, you’ll never be without the intelligence you need. We’re no preppers, but with CrankGPT, we’re prepared. 无需云端/Claude。开始摇动吧。没 Wi-Fi?Claude 宕机?轮流停电?我们所知的文明终结?有了 CrankGPT,你永远不会失去所需的智能。我们不是末日生存狂,但有了 CrankGPT,我们已做好准备。

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