The modern app
The modern app
The modern app Thursday 2 Jul 2026 现代应用 2026年7月2日，星期四
Today I’m introducing the next generation of code editor. A modern app to satiate the needs of the discerning coder. We’re talkin’ blazing fast collaboration between man and machine. 今天，我将向大家介绍下一代代码编辑器。这是一款旨在满足挑剔程序员需求的新型现代应用。我们谈论的是人机之间闪电般的协作体验。
Try out the demo below (for best experience: desktop Chrome, obvs). If you’re reading this in RSS I have no clue what you’re about to see… maybe visit the demo it’s a fun one! 请尝试下方的演示（为了获得最佳体验，显然请使用桌面版 Chrome）。如果你是通过 RSS 阅读此文，我完全不知道你会看到什么……也许去看看演示吧，挺有趣的！
The Modern Editor Update ready v0.420 (restart required) 现代编辑器更新就绪 v0.420（需要重启）
A modern app requires JavaScript, bro. 兄弟，现代应用需要 JavaScript。
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Yeah so um… have you noticed that all modern software is teetering on the enshitty cliff? Everything in my dock is an Electron-ified enshittybomb one update from disaster. There used to be alternatives. Now those suck too. 是这样的……你有没有注意到，所有现代软件都正处于“烂透了”的悬崖边缘？我任务栏里的每一个应用都是基于 Electron 的“烂炸弹”，随时可能因为一次更新而崩溃。以前我们还有别的选择，现在那些也烂透了。
I don’t want to collaborate. How about you leave me alone and I’ll email you the file when I’m finished? Here, take a hard copy and jog on. You want to comment? I don’t remember asking for an opinion. Oh fantastic, now the computer thinks it’s people! I’ve got dialogs and popovers all up in my face yammering about agentic bollocks. Mystery icons everywhere. Wait… did they move my cheese? Ahhhhh! 我不想协作。能不能让我一个人待着，等我做完了再把文件发邮件给你？给你，拿去打印版，赶紧走人。你想评论？我不记得我问过你的意见。太棒了，现在电脑以为自己是人了！到处都是弹窗和对话框，在我脸上喋喋不休地谈论什么“智能体”废话。到处都是莫名其妙的图标。等等……他们动了我的奶酪吗？啊啊啊！
It’s all your fault! I sure as heck didn’t ask for it. Remember when they made entire video games on a 32 KB floppy disk? Those were real developers. 这都是你的错！我绝对没要求这些。还记得以前他们能在 32 KB 的软盘上做出完整的电子游戏吗？那才是真正的开发者。
Can you stop adding new “features”, please? You had one good idea. Finish it already? Now you’ve got ten thousand GitHub issues. Well done. I used to enjoy making things on a computer :( 求求你们别再加新“功能”了好吗？你们本来有一个好点子，把它做完不行吗？现在你们搞出了一万个 GitHub Issue。干得漂亮。我以前还挺喜欢在电脑上创作的 :(