Count Binface (垃圾桶伯爵)

BINFACE v FARAGE? Bring it on. I will update the site pronto. Bear with me, humans! AND FOR PUDDING, I TOOK ON GB NEWS AND LBC! BINFACE MEETS BURNHAM! MY DEBUT MENTION AT PRIME MINISTER’S QUESTIONS! THE MOMENT BINFACE BURNED BURNHAM ON THE BBC! MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT! PLUS you can keep cool this summer AND help Shelter with this little baby! LONDON MAYOR SADIQ KHAN SALUTES COUNT BINFACE

垃圾桶伯爵对阵法拉奇？放马过来吧。我会尽快更新网站。人类们，请耐心等待！还有，我上了 GB News 和 LBC 节目！伯爵会见伯纳姆！我在首相问答环节首次被提及！伯爵在 BBC 上“火烧”伯纳姆的时刻！让你的选票发挥作用！此外，你可以在这个夏天保持凉爽，同时通过这个小玩意儿帮助慈善机构 Shelter！伦敦市长萨迪克·汗向垃圾桶伯爵致敬。

ABOUT ME: I’m an intergalactic space warrior and leader of the Recyclons from planet Sigma IX. I came to Earth in 2017 and stood against Prime Minister Theresa May (as ‘Lord Buckethead’), going viral (in a non-Covid way). Then in 2018, after an unfortunate battle on the planet Copyright, I respawned in my true form as Count Binface to take on Boris Johnson in the 2019 election, where I scored a surprising 69.

关于我：我是一名星际太空战士，也是来自 Sigma IX 星球的回收者（Recyclons）领袖。我于 2017 年来到地球，并（以“水桶头勋爵”的身份）挑战首相特蕾莎·梅，当时在网络上走红（以一种非新冠病毒的方式）。随后在 2018 年，在“版权”星球上经历了一场不幸的战斗后，我以垃圾桶伯爵的真实形态重生，在 2019 年的大选中挑战鲍里斯·约翰逊，并获得了令人惊讶的 69 票。

In 2021, I received 92,896 votes (including 24,775 first choice votes) from the humans of London, who made me their 9th choice to be Mayor of the Earth capital, out of 20 candidates. This is a new record for an alien standing for public office on planet Earth. (I also defeated Piers Corbyn and UKIP in the process.)

2021 年，我从伦敦人类那里获得了 92,896 张选票（包括 24,775 张首选票），在 20 名候选人中，他们将我选为地球首都市长的第 9 位人选。这是外星人在地球上竞选公职创下的新纪录。（在此过程中，我还击败了皮尔斯·科尔宾和英国独立党。）

In 2023, I came 8th in the Uxbridge (and South Ruislip) by-election, winning 190 votes with a 275% increase from 2019. I defeated Piers Corbyn and UKIP again in the process. I campaign for justice, lasers, Lovejoy, affordable croissants and the return of Ceefax.

2023 年，我在阿克斯布里奇（及南赖斯利普）补选中获得第 8 名，赢得了 190 张选票，比 2019 年增长了 275%。在此过程中，我再次击败了皮尔斯·科尔宾和英国独立党。我为正义、激光、Lovejoy 乐队、平价牛角面包以及 Ceefax（英国老牌图文电视服务）的回归而竞选。

In 2024 I fought to be London Mayor again, winning 24,260 votes and defeating Britain First, and then took on Prime Minister Rishi Sunak at the General Election in Richmond & Northallerton, achieving a (moral) victory with 308 votes. These are factual results. My best fictional result is in the hit TV show Industry (Season Four, Episode Two), where I take on Kit Harington in Wakefield (not a sports hall in Cardiff) and win 309 votes! My hobbies include invading star systems, dominating inferior species, and the Lovejoy box set.

2024 年，我再次竞选伦敦市长，赢得了 24,260 张选票并击败了“英国优先党”，随后在里士满和诺萨勒顿选区的大选中挑战首相里希·苏纳克，以 308 票取得了（道德上的）胜利。以上均为事实结果。我最好的虚构结果出现在热门电视剧《投行风云》（第四季第二集）中，我在韦克菲尔德（而不是卡迪夫的体育馆）挑战基特·哈灵顿并赢得了 309 票！我的爱好包括入侵星系、统治劣等物种以及收藏 Lovejoy 乐队的套装。