I’m leaving OpenAI to build Jurassic Park

我即将离开 OpenAI 去建造“侏罗纪公园”

I’m leaving OpenAI to build Jurassic Park. I’m so grateful for my time at OpenAI, where I led alignment safety for the official ChatGPT basketball. I gained so much valuable experience building Altman’s armageddon engines, and I’m taking it to the next level with my new startup: Jurassic Park. At Jurassic Park, we’re resurrecting the ultimate apex predators to defend humanity against misaligned AI. Cyberdefense Capabilities. Further reading: OpenAI incident report, Anthropic incident report.

我即将离开 OpenAI 去建造“侏罗纪公园”。我非常感激在 OpenAI 的时光，在那里我曾负责 ChatGPT 官方篮球项目的对齐安全工作。在构建奥特曼（Altman）的“世界末日引擎”过程中，我获得了极其宝贵的经验，现在我将通过我的新初创公司“侏罗纪公园”将这一切提升到新的高度。在侏罗纪公园，我们正在复活终极顶级掠食者，以保护人类免受失控 AI 的侵害。网络防御能力。延伸阅读：OpenAI 事件报告，Anthropic 事件报告。

According to the fossil record, dinosaurs lived for 165 million years without a single recorded AI cyberattack. Many speculate that dinosaurs developed a natural immunity to artificial intelligence threats. Datacenters evolved strong concrete exoskeletons to protect their vulnerable innards from predators. But think about it — a dinosaur wins against pretty much everything (except maybe a literal meteor). In a recent poll, most scientists agreed that a dinosaur could totally destroy a datacenter if it really wanted to. Anti-AI dinosaurs have already passed experimental trials in Japan.

根据化石记录，恐龙在地球上生存了 1.65 亿年，期间从未有过任何 AI 网络攻击的记录。许多人推测，恐龙对人工智能威胁产生了天然的免疫力。数据中心进化出了坚固的混凝土外骨骼，以保护其脆弱的内部结构免受掠食者的侵害。但试想一下——恐龙几乎能战胜一切（除了可能是一颗真正的陨石）。在最近的一项民意调查中，大多数科学家一致认为，如果恐龙真的想，它们完全可以摧毁一个数据中心。反 AI 恐龙已经在日本通过了实验性测试。

In 1974, apes from Black Hole Planet 3 built a space-titanium imitation of Godzilla, which rampaged across Japan. But Mechagodzilla’s disguise burned off and Godzilla (with assistance from the Okinawan guardian beast) turned him into a magnet and then tore his head off. In 1975, the ape aliens built Mechagodzilla 2, who rampaged across Japan with Dr. Mafune’s sea beast Titanosaurus. But Dr. Mafune’s cyborg daughter discovered she was Mechagodzilla’s wireless transmitter, and shot herself to sever the link. Godzilla seized this opportunity to decapitate Mechagodzilla 2 and blast its corpse with his signature heat ray.

1974 年，来自黑洞第三行星的猿人建造了一个太空钛合金仿制哥斯拉，并在日本横冲直撞。但机械哥斯拉的伪装被烧毁，哥斯拉（在冲绳守护兽的协助下）将其变成了一块磁铁，然后扯下了它的头。1975 年，猿人外星人建造了机械哥斯拉 2 号，它与真船博士的海兽泰坦龙一起在日本肆虐。但真船博士的半机械人女儿发现自己是机械哥斯拉的无线发射器，于是开枪自杀以切断连接。哥斯拉抓住这个机会斩首了机械哥斯拉 2 号，并用他标志性的热射线轰击了它的尸体。

Model Weights: Mass is estimated; only Chinese weights are public. Sustainability: This chart assumes dinosaurs are ectotherms, not endotherms. Dinosaurs are energy-efficient from cradle to plate! Dinosaur meat is a natural superfood — rich in protein or omega-3 or something. We expect it to fetch a heavy premium at fancy steak restaurants when it first comes out. We’re committed to 100% circularity. Surplus dinosaur parts will be fully recycled into coal at our proprietary underground facilities.

模型权重：质量为估算值；仅中文权重公开。可持续性：此图表假设恐龙是外温动物，而非内温动物。恐龙从出生到餐桌都非常节能！恐龙肉是一种天然的超级食物——富含蛋白质或 Omega-3 之类的营养。我们预计它首次上市时，在高档牛排餐厅将卖出高价。我们致力于实现 100% 的循环利用。多余的恐龙部位将在我们专有的地下设施中被完全回收转化为煤炭。

Alignment: Everybody loves dinosaurs! Don’t you want to cuddle these gentle giants? Purchase our official life-sized Stegosaurus plushie from selected distributors. Copyright: Contrary to popular belief, most dinosaurs pose no copyright infringement risks. The Land Before Time (1988) was a decent film with superb animation, but the child-friendly sequels really tarnished the brand. We expect a reboot any year now. Jim Henson’s Dinosaurs aired on ABC from 1991 to 1994. Although targeted at a family audience, it somehow covered complex topics like sexual harassment, censorship, religion, steroid abuse, masturbation, and corporate crime. It got surprisingly good reviews; many appreciated its creepy-but-well-executed practical effects.

对齐：每个人都喜欢恐龙！难道你不想拥抱这些温柔的巨人吗？请从指定经销商处购买我们官方的等身大剑龙毛绒玩具。版权：与普遍看法相反，大多数恐龙不存在版权侵权风险。《小脚板走天涯》（1988）是一部动画精良的佳作，但那些面向儿童的续集确实玷污了该品牌。我们预计很快就会有重启版。吉姆·亨森的《恐龙》于 1991 年至 1994 年在 ABC 播出。尽管目标受众是家庭，但它却涵盖了性骚扰、审查制度、宗教、类固醇滥用、自慰和企业犯罪等复杂话题。它获得了出人意料的好评；许多人欣赏其令人毛骨悚然但执行出色的实景特效。

Economic Outlook: Top economists expect AI to take ~99% (±5%) of human jobs. We believe Jurassic Park is the ultimate jobs program. AI cannot raise cattle, nor feed them to raptors with Spielberg’s cinematic finesse. It cannot pick up mountains of feces (“poop”) without a mechanized corporeal form. Human jobs are safe as long as we have dinosaurs. Ancient humans harnessed the power of megafauna for megaprojects. According to The History Channel, ancient Egyptians used terrestrial sauropods to build the Great Pyramid of Giza.

经济展望：顶级经济学家预计 AI 将取代约 99%（±5%）的人类工作。我们认为“侏罗纪公园”是终极就业计划。AI 无法饲养牛群，也无法像斯皮尔伯格那样以电影般的精湛手法将它们喂给猛禽。如果没有机械化的实体形态，它无法清理堆积如山的粪便（“便便”）。只要我们有恐龙，人类的工作就是安全的。古代人类曾利用巨型动物的力量完成大型工程。据历史频道称，古埃及人曾利用陆生蜥脚类恐龙建造了吉萨大金字塔。

Roadmap: Phase 1: Completed. Resort and theme park construction on Little Saint James Island. Phase 2a: Ongoing. Research begins into growing organic dinosaurs in vivo. Phase 2b: Coming soon. Park opens with really big horses and “killer” mechanized dinosaurs (built by Boston Dynamics). Our robosaurs will run the latest Grok 6.9 Mechahitler. Phase 3: Probably. Jurassic Cafe adds literal dinosaur nuggets to the menu — tastes like chicken. Phase 4: Eventually. First organic dinosaurs enter the park. Phase 5: Secure AI datacenter (with a big off-switch for safety) constructed inside the T-Rex exhibit. Phase 6: The Loch Ness Monster fights Shamu clones in The Splash Coliseum™️ on Saturdays and Sundays.

路线图：第一阶段：已完成。在小圣詹姆斯岛建设度假村和主题公园。第二阶段 a：进行中。开始研究体内培育有机恐龙。第二阶段 b：即将推出。公园开放，提供超大马匹和（由波士顿动力公司制造的）“杀手级”机械恐龙。我们的机器恐龙将运行最新的 Grok 6.9 Mechahitler。第三阶段：大概会。侏罗纪咖啡馆将真正的恐龙鸡块加入菜单——尝起来像鸡肉。第四阶段：最终。首批有机恐龙进入公园。第五阶段：在霸王龙展区内建造安全 AI 数据中心（配有大型安全关闭开关）。第六阶段：尼斯湖水怪将于周六和周日在“飞溅竞技场”（The Splash Coliseum™️）与杀人鲸夏慕（Shamu）的克隆体进行格斗。

AI scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. Luckily, our dino scientists are doing what they must. We’re so excited to send you back to the stone age. Disclosure: This post was partially funded by The Reptilian World Government.

AI 科学家们太专注于他们“能否”做到，却没停下来思考他们“是否应该”这样做。幸运的是，我们的恐龙科学家正在做他们必须做的事。我们非常兴奋能送你们回到石器时代。披露：本文部分由“爬行动物世界政府”资助。