Every Fucking Website (2020)

每个该死的网站 (2020)

In case you’re not aware, there’s COVID-19 happening! Here’s some stuff we wrote that you won’t read. 如果你还不知道的话，COVID-19 正在发生！这里有一些我们写的、你根本不会去读的内容。

Every Fucking Website Why is every fucking website like this? Stop it! Gotcha! × You expected this. Get 10% off with your unique coupon code if you sign up. Hint: it’s 10PERCENTOFF 每个该死的网站。为什么每个该死的网站都长这样？停下吧！抓到你了！× 你早就料到了吧。注册即可获得专属优惠码，享受九折优惠。提示：优惠码是 10PERCENTOFF。

Trump 2020! I Hate Puppies! Subscribe 特朗普 2020！我讨厌小狗！订阅。

You obviously know what cookies are. If we don’t put this here, delighted lawyers from EU and CA will sue us. Not only this is very expensive, there are no browser settings to remove this, since every site does this differently. You voted for this! Also you have to click “I agree” I Agree 你显然知道什么是 Cookie。如果我们不在这里放上这个弹窗，来自欧盟和加州的律师们会很高兴地起诉我们。这不仅代价高昂，而且浏览器里也没有相应的设置来移除它，因为每个网站的处理方式都不一样。这是你们自己选的！另外，你还得点击“我同意”。我同意。

Hello! You’re about to chat with a robot! 你好！你即将与一个机器人进行对话！